Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for July 23, 2024

I hope Sir Rodney’s armor doesn’t rust.

The Wiz and Blanch represent two types of beachgoers:

… One is a Have-a-Good-Time Beachgoer

… and the other is a Have-a-Bad-Time Beachgoer.

Sir Rodney represents a third type of Beeachgoer —

— the Have-a-Relaxing-Time Beachgoer.

First time I’ve seen Rodney break the fourth wall. He looks weird.

The wiz knows how to enjoy life.

Then there’s the non-beach-goer.

Well, unless you’re fortunate enough to find a beach that isn’t crowded.

Those who enjoy the beach and those who simply beach about it.

So true. I took my wife to the beach, we settled in, relaxed for 15 minutes, but then she noticed nearby restaurants, and we were off to lunch.

A Star Wars reference (Attack Of The Clones, specifically).

You’ll never enjoy this coarse if you have to beach about it.

my wife and I like the beach but don’t like the crowds or heat-so we go in late april

“To beach or not to beach”?…..that is the question!!!!

Sand gets everywhere?

Rodney must really hope that he doesn’t get sand inside his armor.

Come over to the dark side Blanch…..

“It’s so course and its getting EVERYWHERE!” – I think we just found Anakin Skywalker’s real mother.

There are two types of people… those that divide people into 2 types, and those that don’t.

“You’re gonna need a bigger beach.”

Blanche’s shoes and feet ALWAYS freak me out.

I am with Blanche! All orifices’, all the time, sand invasion.

I love beaches, but I wish that people wouldn’t take library books there. They inevitably get fine sand between the dust cover and the library’s protective cellophane cover.

When people get buried in the sand, don’t they usually get buried up to their neck? Or in their Wiz’ case, their beard?

I also HATE sand

Why does Rodney look like he’s led on a Giant piece of sand paper ?

There are more galaxies in the Universe than there are grains of sand on all the beaches of this planet.

The Anakin Skywalkers and the Luke Skywalkers.

Wiz should take Blanch for a trip to Arakis, she’d never complain about Earth beaches again!

Looks like he has a hairnet.

If you don’t like it, why go??

I’m the beach goer who looks for the local eateries!!

Is Blanche channelling Anakin Skywalker? He had similar issues with sand, even before he had mechanical parts.

Blanche is channeling Anakin Skywalker.

Her feet are tripods!

Wow! He said “There’re,” not “There’s”!

Heh, the Anakin Skywalker “I hate sand” meme…