Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for July 22, 2024

There’ll be no locks between us Mary Kate

Arlo, just take no for an answer and go to sleep.

“If we move” Dear G_d, will it ever end?!?

Ahhh… the intricacies of making a big move and the strategies in planning out the sleeping arrangements as we age…

I do hope there’ll never be a day/night we sleep apart in our own home. I may not always like my husband’s snoring, but I do like the fact that he’s lying next to me.

Maybe the weather will make the kids move to them….

Poor Janis. Suffering from restless hubby syndrome.

Sounds like my wife and me since she retired 9 years after me.

If there was a reason Arlo did not want to move, Janis just gave it to him!

Separate bedrooms. They HAVE been married a long time. Say good-bye to intimacy.

It took me 3 years to settle on white subway tile for my backsplash. Something you’ve gotta live with takes time to decide.

One couple I know have bedrooms on different floors of the house.

I’ve been married for 31 years. Neither my wife nor I understand married people who live like housemates. Having separate bedrooms and basically separate lives. It seems so empty.

Why in the world does she want a lock on the bedroom door?? Maybe it’s still early and that coffee hasn’t kicked in yet.

When we are camping in the trailer, I sleep on the opposite side. Last night, at home after two weeks in the northern Michigan camping, i thought I was in the trailer and tried to go for my 4 am walk and could not get out until I woke a little more and knew where I was. A first for me. Wife was a smidge perturbed.

I don’t blame her. Arlo is such a horn dog.

When my g/f moved in one of the first thing was to take her to the upstairs bathroom. I told her that she could use the main floor bathroom but upstairs was her dedicated bathroom. She liked the idea….

He should have been able to see from the look on her face that it was not going to be a “good morning”. My husband had restless leg syndrome and as hard as he tried he couldn’t ignore it snd ut got the best of him, so he got of bed and went to sit out in the lazyboy chair in the living room until it ended.

Trouble in paradise?

what in the heck did he do????

yep

It appears Ary likes that Idea!!

Rhet Buttler said no locked door will stop me and kicks the door in. Arlo might need to check into this.

She’s mad :-(

Oh, oh, Arlo – it’s all over now! Sucks to be you….

And by the way did I miss something here. What’s with the I want my own bedroom if we move. Was he that restless? My god Arlo get a grip.

You mean she doesn’t want to be molested in the night? How unromantic.

No one’s asking the obvious: WHAT did we miss here? Just talk of wanderlust and toilet paper and end of the strip. Geesh.

Oh, Uh, Oh cutoff! Put an airtag on her car. Sumpin’ up and it’s not Arlo.