Reality Check by Dave Whamond for July 29, 2024

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    Zykoic  5 months ago

    Do may flies eat?

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    Dobie  Premium Member 5 months ago

    Since the May Fly only has one day, I’d think the more likely scenario would be a bar!

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    nancyb creator 5 months ago

    This Mayfly is nearly three months late!

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    HarryLime  5 months ago

    Ladybug, ladybug … fly the F home!

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    Dobber Premium Member 5 months ago

    Go find a human to munch on. They’re everywhere.

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    Gameguy49 Premium Member 5 months ago

    Time may fly if you’re a Mayfly.

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    backyardcowboy  5 months ago

    “Do you have anything faster than minute rice?”

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    Just-me  5 months ago

    That’s a pet peeve. People standing in line yapping and not looking at the menu to decide what they want, then getting to the counter and having a discussion about who wants what and why, holding up the rest of us who’ve already decided what we want.

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    pat sandy creator 5 months ago

    That’s life…

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    The Tooninator creator 5 months ago

    poor mayfly

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    Howard'sMyHero  5 months ago

    Waiting for the June Bugs …!

    ( one year life span )

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    funnypenguins  5 months ago

    Better make a decision soon before the clerk bites your head off!

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    halvincobbes Premium Member 5 months ago

    Go with the aphid…

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    zeexenon  5 months ago

    And he’s late to the annual La Crosse Wisconsin black ice glazed highway auto pile-up jamboree.

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    lnrokr55  5 months ago

    Yeah, these guys really bug me ! ;-)

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    Mike Baldwin creator 5 months ago

    Ha! There’s always one, and you’re usually standing behind them in the lineup.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  5 months ago

    He’s spending money like there’s no tomorrow.

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    Zebrastripes  5 months ago

    Some bugs have no clue as to other bugs urgent problems…

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    the lost wizard  5 months ago

    Long may you run. :)

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    wildlandwaters  5 months ago

    what I get a kick out of is when a little old lady stands patiently waiting while the check out person rings up her stuff, then acts surprised when it comes time to pay. And she slowly opens the zipper on her purse, and has to dig around for her checkbook, and then dig around for a pen, then slowly fill out the check. But before handing it to the cashier, she has to record the check in the ledger, and subtract said check from the previous balance… granted, it hasn’t happened often, but a few times over the years!

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