Sherman's Lagoon by Jim Toomey for August 02, 2024

George Santos can give him some tips.

Dang this could be interesting.

He deserves no sympathy.

Looks like in the last block, he still has lashes left from Jason’s trick

His opponent will be Pearl’s Rat. They will of course have Sherm and the crocs do the physical fighting for them.

Nah, Rat would contract with Lil’ Guard Duck.

There will always be a spot for him in Washington, D.C.

He’d make far more money in private sector corruption anyway.

At last, someone finally filing a complaint about Hawthorne’s status as mayor.

Sherman is always good at giving sympathy.

Hawthorne is orange too. Must be a thing.

Who would replace him? I considered Megan (control freak), Thornton (the perfect Do Nothing candidate), and even Bob the Bottom Feeder (need I say more), but I’ve settled on the ultimate stochastic chaos candidate: The Giant Squid.

He’d have to apply his privates in the corrupt sector?

Sounds like Bored Panda fodder to me; can’t wait to read the fallout.

You think they call it a “recall vote,” because when they eventually have to appear before a panel, the politician in question always states, “I don’t recall”?

Hawthorne is getting his comeuppance.

About time.