Herman by Jim Unger for July 29, 2024

Wrong kind of bone and relatively genius level canine brain.

you forgot to switch it on

Neither is the dog.

Looks like he might have eaten the dog or the kid next door while chasing that bone.

I think that dog doesn’t hunt…

ant eaters have no interest in bones

He needs better glasses.

He’s a vegetarian

Old Mother Hubbard’s son and daughter-in-law inherited the old dog, that expected more than a mere bone from the clueless Yuppies.

Yeah he’s just staring at it isn’t he. Just staring. And staring. Aaaannnd staring some more. Then sleep.

Turn it off. Unplug for15 seconds. Plug back in and reboot.

The dog is already over fed. There is a definite lack of motivation without meat on the bone.

Maybe if some meats were hanging on it.

Lester, before his stint in the Federal Canine Penitentiary system.

Put some meat on the bone!

Looks more like an R.O.U.S.

Another attempt at perpetual motion ends in failure.

He’s on to your tricks.

“It didn’t work on me. What makes you think it would work on a dog?”

You can’t teach an old dog new tricks, right?

And that’s one old dog!