Just get on a part of the road that bends to the left (in North America), pull over and then stand by the front passenger-side tire. The bend in the road will make the car a great screen for you!
In the 50’s and 60’s with less populated areas, fewer interstates, fewer “quick stops” and/or service stations, this was a real problem when my family traveled. Many a time we had to stop along the road and go behind a bush. Easier for the guys than the gals. Nowadays, there are rest stops and fast food places, etc., etc., at every interstate exit practically. “The good old days!”
Years ago, my husband worked for ODOT and their crew was working on the highway, one of the crew needed to relieve himself so the driver was to hold the vehicle still, another person guard behind him while the open door was to remain cover. When the time came everything went according to plan except the driver took off, thinking it funny.The funny part was the guy’s wife was driving by just at the moment he was exposed! This story was shared at his retirement roast.Nowadays they’d all be in trouble and written up, but things were different back then.
Our five year old grandson was on a road trip with us. We were stuck in completely stopped traffic on an Interstate, a wreck up ahead. He announced he had to pee, we took him down to the ditch. To hear him tell it this was the highlight of his life, peeing in the side of a road.
aw c’mon! go ahead an’ moon the traffic! (brings back memories many years ago on a very cold winter morning when we passed a guy who had pulled over and was standing by the side of the road with a cloud of steam emanating in front of him… lol!!)
Strips like this convince me that if he were not a cartoonist, John McPherson would like to have been an inventor. I have clippings from when his strip was in our newspaper, and a lot of them involve ideas for clever products.
epaphus8 about 1 month ago
Can’t she just use an Acme Inflatable Porta-Potty Model 2100, like most people?
TStyle78 about 1 month ago
I need one of those.
Leroy about 1 month ago
…because attracting MORE attention is just what you want in that situation.
ronaldspence about 1 month ago
if you have one, urine luck!
C about 1 month ago
A blow for women everywhere
comixbomix about 1 month ago
Which was an awful surprise for Santa, that one year…
MeanBob Premium Member about 1 month ago
My kids were never that shy.
enigmamz about 1 month ago
Just get on a part of the road that bends to the left (in North America), pull over and then stand by the front passenger-side tire. The bend in the road will make the car a great screen for you!
baddawg1989 about 1 month ago
[Monty Python’s Knights who say Ni] You will bring us a shrubbery! :-)
blunebottle about 1 month ago
Bleeb stows away.
Jml58 about 1 month ago
She got the shuberry.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member about 1 month ago
If that was pre-used would you put your mouth on it?
Il Siciliano about 1 month ago
She’s going to need a bigger shrub!
Superhawk about 1 month ago
I would prefer an inflatable wall. That way I would be less likely to find myself sharing it with a stray dog.
CrimsonOne18 about 1 month ago
In the 50’s and 60’s with less populated areas, fewer interstates, fewer “quick stops” and/or service stations, this was a real problem when my family traveled. Many a time we had to stop along the road and go behind a bush. Easier for the guys than the gals. Nowadays, there are rest stops and fast food places, etc., etc., at every interstate exit practically. “The good old days!”
CrimsonOne18 about 1 month ago
Bleeb hard to see today. Like finding Waldo!
RobinHood about 1 month ago
Ni.
Dobie Premium Member about 1 month ago
… and then the wind blows it away, and you become an idiot on YouTube forever.
(John and Bleeb are back… everybody act normal!!)
kaycstamper about 1 month ago
Years ago, my husband worked for ODOT and their crew was working on the highway, one of the crew needed to relieve himself so the driver was to hold the vehicle still, another person guard behind him while the open door was to remain cover. When the time came everything went according to plan except the driver took off, thinking it funny.The funny part was the guy’s wife was driving by just at the moment he was exposed! This story was shared at his retirement roast.Nowadays they’d all be in trouble and written up, but things were different back then.
jango about 1 month ago
By the time she finishes blowing it up, she will have blown it out her ash.
jtburgess Premium Member about 1 month ago
Ewww
rbullfogg about 1 month ago
No Bleep! 2024. Unless he’s that off white spot under the left front tire of the passing motorist! Hope not.
Frank Burns Eats Worms about 1 month ago
I hope it doesn’t get a leak.
SofaKing about 1 month ago
Our five year old grandson was on a road trip with us. We were stuck in completely stopped traffic on an Interstate, a wreck up ahead. He announced he had to pee, we took him down to the ditch. To hear him tell it this was the highlight of his life, peeing in the side of a road.
Zebrastripes about 1 month ago
Step away from the wack job….eww
Stupid about 1 month ago
Just hide behind the car
johnaapc about 1 month ago
I have to get one for my bicycle!
Buoy about 1 month ago
A bush in the hand is worth going #2.
fnarfl about 1 month ago
4 door car. Open both passenger side doors and you don’t need a shrub.
cuzinron47 about 1 month ago
I see another problem, no leaves.
Znox11 about 1 month ago
Pull over next to the grass, open both passenger side doors…You’re welcome.
davewhamond creator about 1 month ago
Inflatable shrub: “I gotta take a leak.” PSSSSHHHHHHH.
wildlandwaters about 1 month ago
aw c’mon! go ahead an’ moon the traffic! (brings back memories many years ago on a very cold winter morning when we passed a guy who had pulled over and was standing by the side of the road with a cloud of steam emanating in front of him… lol!!)
norphos about 1 month ago
Unless it has clips to attach it to the grass, the slightest breeze will blow it away, leaving her exposed.
norphos about 1 month ago
Strips like this convince me that if he were not a cartoonist, John McPherson would like to have been an inventor. I have clippings from when his strip was in our newspaper, and a lot of them involve ideas for clever products.
pamela welch Premium Member about 1 month ago
Wish I’d had one of those for myself when I was driving back and forth between Denver and Phoenix.
mwksix about 1 month ago
Shouldn’t it be more properly referred to as a shubbery?
sincavage05 about 1 month ago
Disgusting, but ingenious. Someone could make a million.
Jeffin Premium Member about 1 month ago
Should be a peony.
Kimmies01 about 1 month ago
Bleebs hiding behind the passengers seat and door today.
geese28 about 1 month ago
Hmm not a bad idea
Laurie Stoker Premium Member about 1 month ago
Good to see you again, Bleeb!