And when he got to heaven he was greeted by angels.
“How are you Mr. Pope?”
“Wonderful, I am so delighted to be in the gracious kingdom of heaven.”
After checking the pope in the angels gave him a tour of heaven. He got to see giant fountains, beautiful parks, and a huge mansion. Nearing the end of his tour the pope turned to the angel and asked where he will be staying. The angel answers that they’ll be there shortly. When they finally arrive the pope is handed the keys to his condo.
“A condo? How come I don’t get to stay in that mansion that I saw?”
“That mansion is reserved for a lawyer.”
“A lawyer? I dedicated my whole life to god, and I get a condo, and a lawyer gets a mansion?”
“Yes, you must understand. We have plenty of popes up here, but we’ve only got the one lawyer.”
I remember when stand up comic Chris Rock said he bought a house in the Hamptons (I think) and he said he did not have the most expensive house, it belonged to a dentist lol
Little Caesar about 1 month ago
Well….. Im just speechless.
pearlsbs about 1 month ago
Mystery surrounding why there was a full-sized two-story house floating in San Francisco Bay
unilad.com/news/us-news/san-francisco-bay-house-floating-eclipse-mystery-552078-20240423
PaulAbbott2 about 1 month ago
They float. Down her we all float. And you’ll float too
therese_callahan2002 about 1 month ago
I’d rather drink water from a bottle, Brita, or Aquasana, thank you.
Pickled Pete about 1 month ago
Speaking about fountains….
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16 years ago the pope died.
And when he got to heaven he was greeted by angels.
“How are you Mr. Pope?”
“Wonderful, I am so delighted to be in the gracious kingdom of heaven.”
After checking the pope in the angels gave him a tour of heaven. He got to see giant fountains, beautiful parks, and a huge mansion. Nearing the end of his tour the pope turned to the angel and asked where he will be staying. The angel answers that they’ll be there shortly. When they finally arrive the pope is handed the keys to his condo.
“A condo? How come I don’t get to stay in that mansion that I saw?”
“That mansion is reserved for a lawyer.”
“A lawyer? I dedicated my whole life to god, and I get a condo, and a lawyer gets a mansion?”
“Yes, you must understand. We have plenty of popes up here, but we’ve only got the one lawyer.”
comixbomix about 1 month ago
Note to self: ‘Do Not invite Ma Hui to the pool party’
James Wolfenstein about 1 month ago
I know people that do that with beer, pretty much all the time, and I don’t see them here on RBION :D
charles9156 about 1 month ago
wouldn’t call regurgitated water a “fountain” & why?
Angry Indeed Premium Member about 1 month ago
The spew that gets “Ewww!”
Angry Indeed Premium Member about 1 month ago
Tsunami waves. Tso what!
mindjob about 1 month ago
It would have been more impressive if he had fish in that fountain
moondog42 Premium Member about 1 month ago
There are dozens of two-story homes floating in San Francisco Bay, why is that one specific two-story home so special?
Jayalexander about 1 month ago
Ma Hui…..fooey! I can shoot that water from a different orifice. A cam model do much the same.
Smeagol about 1 month ago
I remember when stand up comic Chris Rock said he bought a house in the Hamptons (I think) and he said he did not have the most expensive house, it belonged to a dentist lol
catmom1360 about 1 month ago
I wouldn’t drink from that fountain.
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] about 1 month ago
Curly Howard did it better