Day by Dave by Dave Whamond for July 27, 2024

So. What is Scotch tape really?

Scotch goes great on ice cream! (At least the non-peaty blends.)

One and only time I tasted Scotch, thought it tasted like medicine.

Now all they need is the Butter Man and they could have a butterscotch ice cream sundae.

The truck’s jingle is “Here’s to Scottish Whisky”.

Are we sure this is isn’t about the country?

I hear bagpipes… here comes the Scotch truck!

May I have one snoot-full please!

If Dave gets enough to drink, he’ll hopscotch around.

Anyone remember the old SNL skit All Things Scottish ?

Their slogan was “If it’s not Scottish, its CRAP!”

Eat butterscotch pudding while doing hopscotch.

Mr. Salt:Wonka. Butterscotch? Buttergin? You running something on the side here?

Willy Wonka:Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.

I’ll take the scotch. I have ice cream in the freezer.

I botch, you botch, we all scream for i-scotch …!

( ugh … that’s i-terrible )

The upcoming Highland Games has Scotch tasting on the schedule but admission to that is over $50.! Having a good dollop of Scottish blood, I’ll stick to an occasional shot of Pinch. It doesn’t hurt as much.

Very rye humor today.

I will have a snifter of Lagavulin 16 after dinner.

I have to go with Dave on this. I love Scotch. Too much. I know that regardless what I tell myself, when I get a bottle out, I’m going to have 2 or 3 glasses; so I ration the nights in a week I can get a bottle out.

The guy doesn’t look like Sean Connery.

Oh, sorry, it says Scotch man. Sean Connery was THE Scottish Man…

Got any butterscotch?

I’ll have a Scotch Sundae!!

the kids asked for scotch, but that idea was quickly scotched… ☺

I prefer whisky, Royal Crown.