Day by Dave by Dave Whamond for July 28, 2024

And the other big question; where are Dave’s feet?

Also known as “National Muzak Malfunction Day”.

Talk all you want, I just wanna see if there’s a dark horse waiting on the elevator when you get to the ground floor!

Before talking, you should look around at the others in the elevator to make sure it’s safe to talk to them or with there.

To discuss life’s ups and downs?

We were once assigned a theatre exercise where several of us were stuck in an elevator. All dialogue was ad lib. I made it into a comedy.

Hence the Real reason Muzak was invented.

Existential question: Is this elevator hooked to the cables?!

The only place I go, that has an elevator is the doctor’s and he’snot there today.

Oy! Trapped and no where to run or hide!

Open the doors and let me out!

I’d make an elevator joke, but I think it might bring down the mood

If you start mumbling and swaying side-to-side, no one will talk to you in that environment …!

Just pull down the “Font” menu and increase the point size.

They’ll call you a font of wisdom.

Did ya ever get stuck in one of these for a few hours? :)

better than BUTT talk. Farting in an elevator is wrong on so many levels

I’m really afraid of getting stuck in an elevator!

I’ve started taking some steps to prevent it from happening.