Last Kiss by John Lustig for August 12, 2024

Any of her own?

At least she won’t cost you a divorce.

What’s the feminine form of peeping tom?

Slow down Enchantra! You are scaring the poor boy!

Honey, I would love to see your moon…

Don’t sweat the technicalities!

It’s not just guys who want to play the field. She just doesn’t want to be tied down right now (although she does like being tied down once in a while, as long as the knots aren’t too tight).

he’s in for a long night…

“Let’s do it Flintstones style, and have a ‘Yabba Dabba’ Honeymoon — Bam bam … bam bam bam!”

Best he use some “protection.”

And it was nice that the husbands liked watching.

What you don’t know is that she’s a character from a future Dick Tracy where she is his granddaughter’s college roommate with a lisp.

’Spent my college career looking for a girl like that…

He should be happy she’s got the experience he doesn’t. Somebody has to lead.

Why does he look so disappointed? A woman with experience.

That’s a line I’ve used for years: I’ve only been married twice but had more than my share of honeymoons.

Dick Giordano? Well, you have to start somewhere.

Interesting how our culture expects males to have a multitude of sexual encounters with various partners, but this is considered unsuitable for females. A holdover from when women were considered nothing more than breeding stock and slaves. IOW, the modern Rethugican perspective.

When she needs a husband, she borrows one from her friends.

And he enjoys lots of moons, honey.

Of course I’m only teasing. You remember what got us thrown out of the garden and your wild defense “if it fits don’t quit.” You’ve never gotten over that. So it’s look don’t touch you brusier.

And not to mention…she’s seen many moons in her day!

Oh how we danced on the night we wed…we danced and we danced cause we couldn’t find a bed! An old Joey Lewis joke. His life portrayed in a Frank Sinatra movie!