Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for August 02, 2024

Clever, but it won’t work.

Flying “Brown Nose” class.

how do you PREboard? if you’re “preboarding”, you’re boarding. they’re asking people to BOARD.

That’s more like it.

Influencers cutting the line…

I hope the pilots have pre-boarded. Not to worry … I’m sure flying a plane in quite similar to riding a bike.

I laughed one time when they were doing all this pre-boarding for those that had paid extra to get on the plane first. The thing is, when we eventually got through and went down the stairs, it was to find out that they’d paid extra to be pre-boarded onto the airport bus that took us all out to the plane on the airport apron. So they weren’t first on the plane in the end after all. Made me laugh anyway.

Preboarding and general boarding.

Can I be octagonal?

Prepare to repel boarders.

Honestly, this seems almost too much real life!

Seems my medical group is approaching this now. Received a request to post a review on a publis social media site of a physician who treated. Just imagine seeing post on how pleasant the doctor’s colonoscopy was.

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