Rubes by Leigh Rubin for August 01, 2024

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    Man of the Woods  5 months ago

    Facts, we don’t need no stinking facts!!! we just need a name to blame.

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    HOTLOTUS1  5 months ago

    name; Richard Afootlong

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    uniquename  5 months ago

    Ah, the old five W’s.

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    basspro  5 months ago

    Sorry chum “All you need is Love” not the Who.

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    JHL1  5 months ago

    Why?

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    Godfreydaniel  5 months ago

    “Was it a high crime?”

    “No, he was perfectly sober!”

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  5 months ago

    A lot of us need the who, but Moon and Entwistle are long gone.

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    Ratkin Premium Member 5 months ago

    Speaking of reporters, Gershkovitz and Phelan are coming home in a prisoner swap, along with two others. Great news!

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    mokspr Premium Member 5 months ago

    “Right, so I’ve put you down for a 10 year subscription to the paper I work for…”

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    Lablubber   5 months ago

    But I don’t play first base.

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    samadartson  5 months ago

    That’s a good deal of modern journalism; their spelling and grammar is criminal!

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    CleverHans Premium Member 5 months ago

    One evening the local 10pm news had a segment asking passersby about some issue or other, and their names popped up on the screen as they were talking. I wasn’t paying much attention until I noticed that they guy talking was “Art Vandelay.” That was worth a chuckle.

    Several minutes and a commercial break later, the anchor (looking embarrassed) apologized for not catching the fake name before airing the segment. What made it funnier was that Seinfeld reruns followed the 10pm news on that channel every night…

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    ArcticFox Premium Member 5 months ago

    But did he get the joke?

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