Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for August 02, 2024

That first one is a compliment.

This is Queen Prunela.

She is the Goblin Queen.

She lives in the swamp.

She is based.

Be like Queen Prunela.

She seems depressed, and they’re being mean to her.

Well, you could always fart in her general direction….

I guess Marigold can translates the Blarts!

You look like a rat and a bat were stuffed into the teleporter from The Fly and then drenched in green sludge after they merged together. You’re so ugly that the ugly stick you were hit with turned itself in to the police for going too far. The fact that you get to be queen of the goblins is either proof that meritocracy doesn’t exist or that goblins are the most pathetic excuse for monsters.

Thank you, I’ll be here all week.

Prunella doesn’t seem to care a flying Blart what they think.

I would think that telling a goblin that they smell would be a compliment.

When you have a nose that long, everything smells, Marigold.

Well, what can we say? Being mean isn’t really either of your fortes.

She is insulting their insults

I like your smell, Prunella. I smell like cedar and oak.

Is Prunella having some self-esteem problem? She looks so sad watching her reflex in that puddle. She probably needs friends right now, not enemies.

I’d treat Prunella as cute and cuddly. That would probably rile her more than the insults.

I’m confused why do they want to insult the queen of the goblins?