Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for August 25, 2024

Who is Lucy to complain about exaggerations about mud puddles?

A tribute to Calvin and Hobbes?

It’s just hyperbole – exaggeration for emphasis .. or is it literary licence?

And then I met Kim Jong Un and stared him down.

Give my regards to Professor Lidenbrock, and Axel.

This is an old one. 2012.

I didn’t know you could find memoirs in the science fiction section.

The AP loves “explaining” the news.

I cannot remember EVER having to write such an essay. . . and believe me, I woulda remembered, because every summer, we visited one set of relatives—either the ones in Kansas or the ones in Massachusetts. . .in a station wagon. . .from Albuquerque. . .summers were HE. . .

In a world of her own, she expects everyone to accept — does she have y-chromosome?

None of us ever thought about selling our back-to-school reports

So NBC ripped this off for that awful TV show La Brea.

What happened to captain Eddy ? that Danae is tiresome, but I love the horse

Pellucidar is real. Just ask Danae…

PLAGERISM Danae! The lawyers of the heirs of Jules Verne will be contacting your father soon!

“When the legend becomes fact, print the legend.” —The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance (1962)

Currently re-reading “The Innocents Abroad” for the fourth or fifth time and trying not to fact-check Mark Twain over-much…..(“A Tramp Abroad” is my favorite but I re-read that LAST summer.)

Danae is getting into Calvin territory here.

The Ole sauropod in the mud puddle story. Third summer report story I’ve heard this week.

As long as Danae’s story makes a republican — or the republican party itself — look good, Glenn Kessler will not bother including it in his “fact check” column at the Washington Post

Sorry Danae, for now there are still age limits for Congress and the presidency.

Here’s mud in your eye.

Pellucidar?

Nope, nope, nope, going to resist and not touch that with a ten-foot pole.

I had a teacher in high school tell us to write about drinking alcohol, I made up a story. When she said something about it I told her, I don’t drink

I get it, don’t like it, but I get it ! ;-)

Here we are now, entertain us.