Grand Avenue by Mike Thompson for August 06, 2024

No, if Grandma is smart she’ll send you back wearing last years clothes. #######################**The following was a political statement.

Sorry to butt in, but that should be “The preceding was…”

I’m smelling a lot of brown from Michael,

a fate worse than death, going to school in last years clothes. I’m sure they’d survive, we did

Synesthesia: It is a real thing, some folks CAN smell colors!

I can taste the smell of Purple! It speaks my name!!

On the plus side, all your clothes look identical

people with synesthesia: “I beg to differ.”

Yellow smells and tastes like Lemmon.

Orange is like the fruit of the same name.

Red is watermelon.

Black is licorice.

Blue is water (stream)

Green is peas.

Violet is grapes.

White is snow or ice cube flavored.

Brown is chocolate (I do not have a dog).

Back to school shopping is an egregious intrusion into the last precious period of summer vacation and therefore adds the ultimate insult to injury.

You can smell orange.

I recall smelling colors and seeing music, but that was at a concert. Yeah, the 60’s were interesting.