1 and Done by Eric Scott for July 25, 2024

And God learned that everything can be misunderstood. Especially by man.

How did I just find this a simple, wholesome, and funny comic?!

If you want something done right, you have to do it yourself. An omniscient god ought to know that.

God’s patience was severely tested.

While you’re at it, can you do something about the name “aardvark” … there’s just too many “A’s” in it!

Thanks.

“… and Jesus wept!”

Ha! Apparently Adam was a stand-up guy.

So even before Cain and Abel were born, Adam was making dad jokes.

And that is why all of the animals are called Bob.

And Seve and Pam were first on the ark, followed by Jerry and Nancy while poor Daryl, the unicorn was left waiting for his date, who stood him up.

When did they start eating each other?