Peanuts by Charles Schulz for August 24, 2024

The proper response to any bible thumper.

I’d prefer wedding cake in the face over a salad bowl on the head.

I’d go on , free cake!

“Intermarry with us; give us your daughters and take our daughters for yourselves.”

He said he didn’t want to hear it, Linus!

Don’t waste the cake Snoopy!

Nothing wasted, it was a Kale salad.

Linus is looking a little shaggy. Use the opportunity to give him a “bowl cut.”

Peanuts is timeless. But I’m just checking, did this Snoopy wedding story run in 1977?

Glad Snoopy is taking rejection so well !

Nooo, not the cake!

And his wrath was great and he smote the Philistine

GENESIS 34:9 – “Now in those days…” – What comes next?

Not necessarily an auspicious verse to preach at a wedding.

GENESIS 34:9 – It’s like a bad episode of “Law and Order: SVU”.

Could give the wedding cake to Garfield. He would appreciate it.

“And make ye marriages, and give your daughters unto us, and take our daughters unto you.”

Rape is not a good way to start a marriage.

Who asked you, Linus?

Linus deserved that. Wait, he doesn’t know how to speak Snoopy’s language.

NAILED it, Snoopy!

Yes, please let me hear your boring speech after my fiance ditched me for my brother. Linus, you idiot.

Snoopy really doesn’t have time for this, Linus.

I forget did we ever see who snoopy was going to marry

May not seem like that big a deal, but the cake’s made with bones. That’s gonna leave a mark…

Are these Linus’ “salad days”?

I think we can all agree that Schulz had the best story lines of any comic ever. This one has been going for a month. That’s nuts.

But who amongst them has daughters to give?

And now we know why we never really see Snoopy’s girl. She was unfaithful. We don’t see here with Spike though.

Linus, your salad days are over

Snoopy dodged a bullet with that non-wedding..

I know you want to comfort Snoopy, Linus. Just not the time and what to say.

If you’re going to quote a scripture use it, don’t make up words that aren’t there.

Come on, Snoop! We understand that you didn’t want to hear the sermon, but you struck a man of the cloth..

Blanket cloth, that is..

Now, now, now, Snoopy. Let’s not get carried away. Cake is cake. Don’t waste it!

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Snoopy, you’re better off without her.

Just before the rescue of Dinah:

“Intermarry with us; give your daughters to us and take our daughters for yourselves.”

Snoop should pound Linus with the cake. (Pound-cake? It’s a dad-joke thing.)

Clueless Linus ! ;-)

Awww…and after Lucy slaved over the Green Goddess Dressing!!