A fuzzy story.
You were looking for a freestone and got a clinger.
the one on the right is obviously an apple⠄⠄⠄
but what’s the one who’s speaking supposed to be ?
The fruit on the right looks Delicious.
Yep. A Freestone is friendlier.
You weren’t such a plum date yourself.
Better a cling peach than one that expects a free stone
Cling for the lefties and freestones for the Right.
This is all just pulp fiction.
Which brings up a question: Are all Cherries virgins?
( ͡ ͚ ͚ʖ ͡ )
All his efforts at romance proved fruitless.
or a free stonner peach…!
Cling peaches are a good cure for diarrhea.
It won’t be an enduraining relationship.
All I get out of this is that he must have been “clingy”, when you would think he would have been “peachy”. Possibly, he was too “peachy keen”. Maybe she doesn’t like skin fuzz.
Movin’ to the country. Gonna eat me a lot of peaches.
- Presidents of the United States – Peaches
Look it up. It’s a pretty cool song.
They tend to be a bit possessive.
How was your date?
It was the pits.
sounds like she’s giving the date a raspberry…
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Yakety Sax about 1 month ago
A fuzzy story.
Ratkin Premium Member about 1 month ago
You were looking for a freestone and got a clinger.
ꜝ about 1 month ago
the one on the right is obviously an apple⠄⠄⠄
but what’s the one who’s speaking supposed to be ?
The Orange Mailman about 1 month ago
The fruit on the right looks Delicious.
sandpiper about 1 month ago
Yep. A Freestone is friendlier.
uniquename about 1 month ago
You weren’t such a plum date yourself.
h.v.greenman about 1 month ago
Better a cling peach than one that expects a free stone
Ivan the Terrible about 1 month ago
Cling for the lefties and freestones for the Right.
Frank Burns Eats Worms about 1 month ago
This is all just pulp fiction.
ChessPirate about 1 month ago
Which brings up a question: Are all Cherries virgins?
( ͡ ͚ ͚ʖ ͡ )
The Brooklyn Accent about 1 month ago
All his efforts at romance proved fruitless.
InTraining about 1 month ago
or a free stonner peach…!
viperfuel60 about 1 month ago
Cling peaches are a good cure for diarrhea.
stamps about 1 month ago
It won’t be an enduraining relationship.
mistercatworks about 1 month ago
All I get out of this is that he must have been “clingy”, when you would think he would have been “peachy”. Possibly, he was too “peachy keen”. Maybe she doesn’t like skin fuzz.
Strawberry King about 1 month ago
Movin’ to the country. Gonna eat me a lot of peaches.
- Presidents of the United States – Peaches
Look it up. It’s a pretty cool song.
Chris Sherlock about 1 month ago
They tend to be a bit possessive.
braindead Premium Member about 1 month ago
How was your date?
It was the pits.
gopher gofer about 1 month ago
sounds like she’s giving the date a raspberry…