Close to Home by John McPherson for August 05, 2024

I will bet on one where he sees many lawyers coming into his tunnel.

IF he comes to.

Crawl…toward…the LIGHT.

Even money says he doesn’t talk again.

Agree.

How awful!

Aww man – you ruined it!

How about… it was like that when we got here?!

Or he might report his dream of being hit with a giant plunger.

IF he comes to.

They think he’ll come to?I had my gall bladder out ten years ago and my heart stopped in the middle of the operation, had to give me chest compressions. My heart is fine, they over anesthetized me! (I’d told them they needed to weigh me but they didn’t listen.) I literally DID see a light and tunnel, I also saw my dog and cats at home wondering where mommy was and that’s what made me come back. They lied to me about it but the nurse told me the truth the next day, wondered why I was mad about it!

That would be more if than when.

Those operating rooms are pretty cool, so at least he didn’t think he’s on his way to Hell (unless it was one of those cold days in Hell).

He’s not waking up, he’s ‘gone into the light’.

Clear. :)

Great Comment .. 5 stars

The light in the tunnel was a train coming towards him.

HOUSEKEEPING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bleeb, stay under the table, it’s safer! :)

Hi, Bleeb! So you just took Sunday off this week. Well, you are starting the work week off without observational opportunities (stupid scrubs!), but maybe you can accompany this guy to heaven (where you can observe some heavenly bodies) or heck (where you can do some flame surfing.)

OK, now that he’s knocked out, let’s proceed with the operation.

The staff is used to the falling ceiling pieces.

Go towards the light… never mind.

Man, that guy’s got a TERRIBLE medical plan! Just look what they use for anesthesia!

That oughta iron those wrinkles out.

Don’t look so bright anymore

What are the odds that he comes to?

At least Bleeb is safe under the operating table.