Mike du Jour by Mike Lester for August 10, 2024

Never stand in the river downstream of those taking a wizz….

A blonde and a brunette are walking on opposite sides of the river…

The brunette yells to the blonde, “How do you get to the other side of the river?”

To which the blonde replies, “Um, you ARE on the other side!”

Marilyn Monroe “ River of No Return”

What a pee brain

My favorite expression is taken from the Diné (Navajo) Nation: “Don’t Push the River, It Will Flow By Itself.”

Finding all the urinals in use, Mike did 30 seconds of “river dancing” until one became available.

Use the crapper and take a load off!!

A real stoic goes in the river. :)