Bottom Liners by Eric and Bill Teitelbaum for August 10, 2024

Too much too soon.

A sudden surprise to your bride.

Can we talk it over one more time ?

No that shows commitment.

If you can’t do that, you’re not ready to get married.

How about Divorce lawyers names, your gonna need em.

The new reality. My wife cant wear rings because of her job, so she went and got a tattoo on her ring finger. She wears her rings on the weekends, but her heart is always with me.

And if they’re REALLY committed, they’ll also share the answers to their account questions.

out loud??