Reality Check by Dave Whamond for August 15, 2024

LOL – double pun

Face-lifts for Dummies.

Had me in stitches.

I lift my face every morning when that shtoopid alarm clock goes off! … does that count?

A couple of binder clips and some crazy glue…

She can’t eat watermelon at the picnic anymore because she can’t spit the seeds now.

That’t what the DIY surgeon did: Suture self.

i’ve seen this around my town. The guy at the dollar stores does it in the back room.

DIY botox?

I love that rodents quips.

Ba-da-BOOM!

went a little heavy on the botox, tho…

“And how’s your life now?”

“Everything is looking up!”

Very tight gag! Very funny.

… and today’s winner is: SELF-TAUT …!

( tighten up )

Auto-tense

That’s gotta hurt unless you’re a little crazy, but I love your boob job.

Sort of a YouTube vasectomy huh…. ;-)

“ I also tightened my head with a scalpel.”

she looks younger to me!

She’s had so many facelifts, her toes curl.

Oh Ralph, “sututure self”, really gave me a needed chuckle. ☺️

Left me in stitches.

I think she used a steam shovel