You can buy ice cream from a strange man in a truck. You can even pay him a buck. It’s good luck if his name is Chuck. Get some for your duck named Puck.
Do not get free candy from any stranger in a van – even he tells you his name – like Dan or Stan. Do not get it from any strange man.
Imagine 26 days ago
If it’s free, there’s a catch. Especially from strangers.
The Duke 26 days ago
Nothing is free.
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator 26 days ago
Being an adult is confusing too!
a sage 26 days ago
Just go to the store.
wi3leong Premium Member 26 days ago
Stay away from clowns in storm drains with balloons or anything else.
Dobie Premium Member 26 days ago
Hmm, the ice cream truck is playing show tunes, and the van is blasting heavy metal… this is a tough decision!
The Reader Premium Member 26 days ago
Them’s the rules!
pat sandy creator 26 days ago
I’ll have a drumstick…
HarryLime Premium Member 26 days ago
The ice cream truck doesn’t offer free rides …
Doug K 26 days ago
You can buy ice cream from a strange man in a truck. You can even pay him a buck. It’s good luck if his name is Chuck. Get some for your duck named Puck.
Do not get free candy from any stranger in a van – even he tells you his name – like Dan or Stan. Do not get it from any strange man.
Howard'sMyHero 26 days ago
Free ice cream is another story …!
Frank Burns Eats Worms 26 days ago
The candy van/ Oh the candy van can.
zeexenon 26 days ago
The vehicles crashed head on, and sprinkles on ice cream cones was born.
lnrokr55 26 days ago
Just as long as it rots your teeth and makes you hyperactive, I mean… What could go wrong! ;-)
The Brooklyn Accent 26 days ago
But it’s OK to get free candy from strangers in their houses on the evening of 31 October.
Mike Baldwin creator 26 days ago
Sweet deal.
Aimless Melissa 26 days ago
Santa might be a reverse burglar, but he’s still a burglar.
wildlandwaters 26 days ago
I like Dave’s Good Humor!
Chris Sherlock 26 days ago
This one puts me in mind of the old Comedy Central program, “Strangers With Candy.”