FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for October 28, 2024

If that’s Elmer’s glue, kindergarten kids are going to gnaw your legs off!

In Canada we would be “Mr. Rocket Pants”… unless those are boxes of candy coated chocolate.

Canadian Smarties > American Smarties

I believe that would be “Smarties” pants.

Smarties are only marginally edible, so they’re no loss.

Smarties were banned in our local middle schools – kids were crushing and then snorting them. [sigh] Nothing smart about middle schoolers.

Smarties are slimmer than an M&M, but are a candy shelled chocolate ‘pebble’ in Canada.

The “smarties” Jason has, are called “Rockets” in Canada, and “Fizzers” in the UK.

My wife did that one year.

I love Smarties. And Sweet Tarts.

Took me a minute to get it. Clever!