Cornered by Mike Baldwin for September 19, 2024

Too much "Heinie"ken.

I really don’t want to know how he smuggled that in.

What’s that stench?

There was a lot of junk in that trunk!

Is that why it’s called a booty?

He was a hei-anus criminal.

I’m gonna be laughing for quite awhile after this one!

I’m thinkin’ that tire is gonna be worth a fortune.

I would not put my lips on that sax.

he forgot to smuggle in a file…

One size does not fit all!!!

Looks like he could have smuggled in a pick and shovel instead.

Ask for a few sizes bigger for you jail jumpsuit…

He’s a registered sax offender.

ewww… but I did read the other day where a detainee was being searched when a gun fell out. True story. Probably a Florida man but I don’t remember.

You forgot the beer. :)

Does my butt make this jail cell look small?

He also smuggled in a tuba in his cake.

You’re not gonna be impressed when he keeps you up all night playing noise.

good thing he’s got a spare tire, cuz ya never know!… (there’s a pun in there somewhere…lol!)

What does it sound like if you fart into a saxophone?

I wonder what he looked like before he took all those things out… and how he was able to get through doors?

Yikes! I’d be afraid to be on the bottom bunk, for a number of reasons.

Looks like hes trying to smuggle in his wife now!