Ziggy by Tom Wilson & Tom II for August 15, 2024

She’s really piling it on

…and not a tube of Preparation H in sight.

She’s a real pain in the a$$.

parallel to what happened to me in real life – I swear they do this on purpose

Avoid people who spell gonorrhea on their first try……

It’s spelled P-I-L-E-S.

I had something like this once and I wrote in as abscess of sphincter.

You should talk! Someone in your clinic misspelled the word ‘information’ form!

I changed doctors because of an air-headed receptionist just like this. Thank goodness this is possible on my insurance plan. There are incompetent receptionist who do this (I think) just because they don’t know any better.

So you know what it is … Good!

Can you or the doctor fix my misspelling, too.

could you say it any louder, I’m sure people in other parts of the hospital haven’t heard yet.

Glad my dr’s nurse doesn’t act like this chucklehead.

I was just complaining in Dick Tracy about the stoopid second “h” in “hemorrHoids”!!!

You’ll just have to go find it to see why I introduced that subject into a detective comic if you’re curious.

That is in violation, yes I know it is Ziggy strip.

Time to find a more discreet doctor

Too true. I once needed a fungus cream. The pharmacist announced this to the entire pharmacy.

Reminds me of a joke. Upon entering a doctor’s office and being questioned as to the nature of his problem, a guy says “I have a problem with my d*ck”. The girl replies “You can’t say that word in here. Please use another word such as your ear. Try it again”. “So what is your problem, sir?”. He says “I have a problem with my ear”. She says “That’s much better. So exactly what is the problem with your ear?”. He says “It hurts when I take a p*ss”.

And how about the jerk receptionist who speaks four times louder to elderly patients by assuming all older people have a hearing problem.

from subsailor: funnier if nurse had yelled out, "we don;t treat erectile disfunction "

You don’t have to be smart to be a receptionist.

Oh fine. A guy with hemorrhoids who wears no pants has his @ss kissing a chair in a doctor’s office. Makes you want to stand while you are waiting to see the doc.

She must also be an English teacher.

Not an easy word to spell.

Tell it to the world, why don’cha?

that’ll lead to ’roid rage… ☺

So much for HIPAA compliance

Reminiscent of the scene in a convenience store in a Woody Allen comedy (I think it was Bananas). Allen’s character tries to surreptitiously purchase an erotic magazine, only to find his efforts undone by the clerk who shouts across the store to another employee, “Hey, how much for the Org@sm?”

This seems like a HIPAA violation.