The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for August 13, 2024

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    rekam Premium Member 4 months ago

    Poor Jiminy!

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    oldpine52  4 months ago

    Jiminy Cricket won’t be jumping any more.

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    Bilan  4 months ago

    The cricket croaked.

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    Ahuehuete  4 months ago

    For a moment I thought he was Col. Sanders

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    iggyman  4 months ago

    Jimmy split, or splat!

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    blunebottle  4 months ago

    Jiminy Crickets!

    -a common expression in our family.

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    Jesy Bertz Premium Member 4 months ago

    The cab driver’s navigation system is broken. So he lets his conscience be his guide.

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    phritzg Premium Member 4 months ago

    ♪♫ When you wish upon a sidewalk… ♫♪

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    PraiseofFolly  4 months ago

    … And what was left alive, wriggling desperately among the smashed remains was the tangled knot of a Horse Hair Worm parasite, the cause of Cricket’s bizarre behavior. “No, Geppetto, it is not angel-hair spaghetti!”

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    nosirrom  4 months ago

    Forever more known as Jiminy Squishet.

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    Alicia1955  4 months ago

    Is there anybody who actually knows that Pinocchio got turned into a real boy at the end of the story?

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    thebashfulone  4 months ago

    If only someone had thought to give a little whistle, this tragedy could have been avoided.

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    wongo  4 months ago

    Squashed his chances of becoming famous!

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    potfarmer  4 months ago

    Zippity goo da

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    Gameguy49 Premium Member 4 months ago

    By Jiminy, that’s a good idea!

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    AZCoyote  4 months ago

    Every taxi driver knows the meaning of “step on it”.

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    uniquename  4 months ago

    I guess this means Pinocchio is unconscience.

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    Angry Indeed Premium Member 4 months ago

    My wife would do the same thing. Her motto is: “A good bug is a dead bug.”

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    DaBump Premium Member 4 months ago

    [a la Ernest from Ernest Goes to Camp, etc.] Eeeeeewwwwwww.

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    hooglah  4 months ago

    Never did like that little smart a $ $.

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    cactusbob333  4 months ago

    We should place his little hat and little umbrella on the hearth as a memorial.

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    curtlyon19  4 months ago

    oh, nooooooo

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    Lablubber   4 months ago

    Drink to his memory. Make it a grasshopper.

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    SavannahJim Premium Member 4 months ago

    Yumpin’ Yimminy!

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    zeexenon  4 months ago

    The Sweed, Geppetto, could only shreek Yumpin Yiminy.

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    lawguy05  4 months ago

    I’ll never be the same :-(

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    Stephen Gilberg  4 months ago

    In the book, the cricket does get squished to death.

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    Chris Sherlock  4 months ago

    Jiminy’s no fool…at least, not anymore.

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    6turtle9  4 months ago

    I guess there’s no hurry now. No one rushes to a funeral.

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    meowlin  4 months ago

    A little late for that.

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    tinstar  3 months ago

    They could just leave him there, but that wouldn’t be cricket.

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