A farmer separated the bulls and cows to prepare them for the mating season a few days later. He had built a wall with barbed wires on top.
A young bull could not resist his temptations and wanted to mate a cow.
Other bulls told him there was one veteran consultant bull amongst them that could help.
The bull went to him and asked how to cross the wall to the cows.
The consultant bull explained: “First of all.. stand 60 feet away from the wall. Then run at 60mph. Then jump at a 60° angle. Do what you want and then come back the same way.”
The bull asked: “But what if I mess up with the calculations and lose my jewels in the barbed wires?”
The consultant bull said: “Then, you become a consultant.”
I have green anole lizards that can change colors to tan / dark grey that like to hang out on the deck. I find if I wiggle my eyebrow up and down, they will start to bob their heads up and down and display their red dewlaps – they’re less skittish than the five lined skinks that just run and hide but the juveniles have bright blue tails
wooleys2001 about 1 month ago
I believe all three.
Leroy about 1 month ago
“So, babe, a quiet dinner at home tonight?”
“Luna you know we don’t have mouths..So Yeah!!"
Pickled Pete about 1 month ago
A farmer separated the bulls and cows to prepare them for the mating season a few days later. He had built a wall with barbed wires on top.
A young bull could not resist his temptations and wanted to mate a cow.
Other bulls told him there was one veteran consultant bull amongst them that could help.
The bull went to him and asked how to cross the wall to the cows.
The consultant bull explained: “First of all.. stand 60 feet away from the wall. Then run at 60mph. Then jump at a 60° angle. Do what you want and then come back the same way.”
The bull asked: “But what if I mess up with the calculations and lose my jewels in the barbed wires?”
The consultant bull said: “Then, you become a consultant.”
tremaine53 about 1 month ago
Pretty sure I’ve heard the word ‘dewlap’ before, but it wasn’t in THIS context.
6turtle9 about 1 month ago
The Fonz is jealous of that thumb.
Gameguy49 Premium Member about 1 month ago
I can see where having a triphalangeal thumb would be good for hitchhiking but, to keep with today’s theme, what does it have to do with mating?
Huckleberry Hiroshima about 1 month ago
Moths apparently from the Moon. I like that.
kaycstamper about 1 month ago
Funny, it reminds me of when I raised carrier pigeons. The male would strut and puff up to attract the female.
GojusJoe about 1 month ago
The entire life cycle of the Luna Moth is about 7-8 weeks. In the caterpillar stage, it has a mouth and eats leaves.
oish about 1 month ago
I have green anole lizards that can change colors to tan / dark grey that like to hang out on the deck. I find if I wiggle my eyebrow up and down, they will start to bob their heads up and down and display their red dewlaps – they’re less skittish than the five lined skinks that just run and hide but the juveniles have bright blue tails
alkabelis Premium Member about 1 month ago
Regina Phalange?
Jayalexander about 1 month ago
Luna Moths sound like frat material.
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] about 1 month ago
But it doesn’t improve your hitch-hiking ability
Angry Indeed Premium Member about 1 month ago
That thumb could come in “handy” when you’re all thumbs.
A longer reaching thumb could be a game changer for those who find themselve sitting on the hands. “Oh, the depth they’ll reach!”
oakie817 about 1 month ago
that’s what my multicolored dewlap is for too
ekke about 1 month ago
Well, mating would be purposeless unless it lives long enough to lay eggs. Jus’ sayin’.
JohnShirley1 about 1 month ago
I’m developing a dewlap too which I now plan to paint in three colors
gmu328 about 1 month ago
I wonder if the triphalangeal thumb has any advantages
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] about 1 month ago
There are never any Mayfly College Reunions