A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a flight attendant to take care of them for him. She took the box and promised to put it in the crew’s refrigerator.
He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen, mentioning in a very haughty manner that he was a lawyer, and proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let them thaw out.
Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behavior. Shortly before landing in New York, she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin, “Would the gentleman who gave me the crabs in New Orleans, please raise your hand?”
Not one hand went up … so she took them home and ate them.
Those Laotian jars were the remnants of an ancient civilization known as the “cookie people”. It is believed that they abandoned the place after the cookies were stolen by unscrupulous cookie thieves. These thieves were a race noted for their blue fur and googly eyes.
Geez, we don’t need more Jason and wannabes! I believe the jars pictured were determined to be burial sites. Ido wonder what the spotted the spotted zebra observer was smoking!
Whenever I hear a reference to the Plain of Jars, I think of a Mad Magazine cartoon showing a child reading a newspaper with the headline “Guerillas Attack on Plain of Jars” and what he thinks it means.
Bilan 2 months ago
Maybe the Laotians were making Kimchi even before the Koreans?
The Duke 2 months ago
The real mystery is what was in those jars. Maybe those weren’t jars but eggs.
gcarlson 2 months ago
In Hong Kong The Green Hornet is reportedly called The Kato Show.
Pickled Pete 2 months ago
He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen, mentioning in a very haughty manner that he was a lawyer, and proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let them thaw out.
Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behavior. Shortly before landing in New York, she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin, “Would the gentleman who gave me the crabs in New Orleans, please raise your hand?”
Not one hand went up … so she took them home and ate them.
bobpickett1 2 months ago
I one saw a pink elephant.
Guybrush Threepwood 2 months ago
What does he mean with “its host”? What host?
Atewl 2 months ago
Why did Antony Tira paint white polka dots on a zebra?
Huckleberry Hiroshima 2 months ago
Come to think of it, Cha Cha seemed like a martial art when I was a kid watching adults do that.
Angry Indeed Premium Member 2 months ago
Those Laotian jars were the remnants of an ancient civilization known as the “cookie people”. It is believed that they abandoned the place after the cookies were stolen by unscrupulous cookie thieves. These thieves were a race noted for their blue fur and googly eyes.
Angry Indeed Premium Member 2 months ago
The zebra’s mare’s first thoughts: “Is it contagious?”
h.v.greenman 2 months ago
Obviously the ancient Laotians were litterbugs. Mystery solved, NEXT!
khmo 2 months ago
Geez, we don’t need more Jason and wannabes! I believe the jars pictured were determined to be burial sites. Ido wonder what the spotted the spotted zebra observer was smoking!
paranormal 2 months ago
A Polish Zebra, huh???
oish 2 months ago
So looking like dead grass and dirt are how zebras are evolving due to climate change…
Nicki's ZoMcYo 2 months ago
Zebras ran out of unique stripe patterns
Stephen Gilberg 2 months ago
I visited that reserve two years ago. I didn’t spot that foal.
PoodleGroomer 2 months ago
There were no empty jar deposit refunds.
olds_cool63 2 months ago
THE Master! THE Dragon! THE G.O.A.T! Nuff said.
jpozenel 2 months ago
Whenever I hear a reference to the Plain of Jars, I think of a Mad Magazine cartoon showing a child reading a newspaper with the headline “Guerillas Attack on Plain of Jars” and what he thinks it means.