Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for August 17, 2024

Don’t poop ooh it.

visiting the E Coli Casino?

Expected crap everywhere that they could enjoy.

EEEEEKS! Helps! Helps! It is giant fly creatures from outer space!

This was not the crap they were looking and hoping for.

Actually, the whole thing just stunk!

Must have been about a crap shoot in the back alley.

Good name for a movie, good name for a lot of movies.

I’m not a casino-person but my exposure to that environment concludes that there is not a more attention-grabbing game (Craps) in the house.

I had the same reaction after I went to a yard sale and saw not a single roll of sod.

i would have been at the 24 hr blackjack

They were sh!t outta luck.

what? no cow pies??

Truth in advertising! ☹️

You might try the porta-potty down the street.

They’ll be sure to not leave a sh!tty review.

It wasn’t crappy enough.