Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for August 25, 2024
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Man: I accidentally use your toothbrush and you scream and throw it out? Where did our wanton passion go? Woman: Right where the toothbrush went. *The honeymoon and the spit swapping are over*
You don’t want to share Treponema denticola and Porphyromonas gingivalis. Even with kissing And don’t let people kiss a baby under 2 on the lips and if you test the baby’s food temperature with a spoon, use a different spoon for the baby. And please don’t clean off a dropped pacifier with your mouth !
sbenton7684 3 months ago
I’m at an age where it’s hard to remember the spit swapping part…
Ubintold 3 months ago
No mouth to mouth for these two.
Kroykali 3 months ago
Now she’s wondering what else he accidentally uses.
Happy Tinkerbelle Premium Member 3 months ago
You don’t want to share Treponema denticola and Porphyromonas gingivalis. Even with kissing And don’t let people kiss a baby under 2 on the lips and if you test the baby’s food temperature with a spoon, use a different spoon for the baby. And please don’t clean off a dropped pacifier with your mouth !
MeGoNow Premium Member 3 months ago
It sure went fast. In just a short time, it was gone, lickety split.
PoodleGroomer 3 months ago
After having 3 children, I’m convinced that we share a common biome.
Darsan54 Premium Member 3 months ago
SAD. Soooooo SAD.
Chris Sherlock 3 months ago
So, she should want to use the toothbrush after he just used it? Seems unsanitary to me.
wildlandwaters 3 months ago
well, yeah! especially since you used it to clean the toilet bowl!!