What do sodas call their dads? POP!
What childhood game was Aniken Skywalker really bad at?……………..The floor is lava.
A genie offered me two wish options: eidetic memory or unparalleled sexual prowess. I keep forgetting which one I chose…
How many boos does it take to get Brent off the stage?
“I’m a plumber,” he piped.
From 1st Grade, 65 years ago.
What’s the difference between a school teacher and a train conductor?
One trains the mind, the other minds the train.
Where does a general keep his armies?
The second joke didn’t make any sense.
What is the difference between a Duck and George Washington?A Duck has a bill on his face and George Washington has his face on a bill.
Puns are OK. But you need to work some humor into your act.
Those aren’t even jokes, they’re riddles.
codycab 29 days ago
What do sodas call their dads? POP!
MeanBob Premium Member 29 days ago
What childhood game was Aniken Skywalker really bad at?……………..The floor is lava.
jaydogg187 29 days ago
A genie offered me two wish options: eidetic memory or unparalleled sexual prowess. I keep forgetting which one I chose…
Decepticomic 28 days ago
How many boos does it take to get Brent off the stage?
ddjg 28 days ago
“I’m a plumber,” he piped.
WaitingMan 28 days ago
From 1st Grade, 65 years ago.
What’s the difference between a school teacher and a train conductor?
One trains the mind, the other minds the train.
brianstreleckis 28 days ago
Where does a general keep his armies?
Wendy Emlinger Premium Member 28 days ago
The second joke didn’t make any sense.
bnewt 28 days ago
What is the difference between a Duck and George Washington?A Duck has a bill on his face and George Washington has his face on a bill.
eddi-TBH 28 days ago
Puns are OK. But you need to work some humor into your act.
Cactus-Pete 28 days ago
Those aren’t even jokes, they’re riddles.