What do sodas call their dads? POP!
What childhood game was Aniken Skywalker really bad at?……………..The floor is lava.
A genie offered me two wish options: eidetic memory or unparalleled sexual prowess. I keep forgetting which one I chose…
How many boos does it take to get Brent off the stage?
“I’m a plumber,” he piped.
From 1st Grade, 65 years ago.
What’s the difference between a school teacher and a train conductor?
One trains the mind, the other minds the train.
Where does a general keep his armies?
The second joke didn’t make any sense.
What is the difference between a Duck and George Washington?A Duck has a bill on his face and George Washington has his face on a bill.
Puns are OK. But you need to work some humor into your act.
Those aren’t even jokes, they’re riddles.
codycab 4 months ago
What do sodas call their dads? POP!
MeanBob Premium Member 4 months ago
What childhood game was Aniken Skywalker really bad at?……………..The floor is lava.
jaydogg187 4 months ago
A genie offered me two wish options: eidetic memory or unparalleled sexual prowess. I keep forgetting which one I chose…
Decepticomic 4 months ago
How many boos does it take to get Brent off the stage?
ddjg 4 months ago
“I’m a plumber,” he piped.
WaitingMan 4 months ago
From 1st Grade, 65 years ago.
What’s the difference between a school teacher and a train conductor?
One trains the mind, the other minds the train.
brianstreleckis 4 months ago
Where does a general keep his armies?
Wendy Emlinger Premium Member 4 months ago
The second joke didn’t make any sense.
bnewt 4 months ago
What is the difference between a Duck and George Washington?A Duck has a bill on his face and George Washington has his face on a bill.
eddi-TBH 4 months ago
Puns are OK. But you need to work some humor into your act.
Cactus-Pete 4 months ago
Those aren’t even jokes, they’re riddles.