The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for August 20, 2024

you look like sheet!

He looks like he’s three sheets to the wind.

I used wear dress shirts and suits to work. My dutiful wife would iron the shirts if they needed it, although I only owned “non-press”. I don’t know if either of us has touched the ironing board in years.

Cold iron if needed.

Get a steamer. Less work and doesn’t harm the fabric.

Gee…will that work for me?

Steam dryer wrinkle mode, you get a fun ride.

Man, you look like an old paper bag!

Too much “Boos”!

I hope they can iron out their differences.

Casper the Friendly Ghost: The Retirement Years

I’m sure you guys will iron out your differences!

Too many evil laugh lines.

No, thank you.

He’s a very old ghost. He’s 100% cotton. Not a single thread of synthetic fiber in his being.

Aw, now he’s de-pressed.

This is supposed to be ironic, right?

What he needs is Bootox.

That’ll take the starch out of you. (ancient saying…)

Ya Halloweenie is coming soon and your going to need to look your best

You know when your marriage has relaxed when your mate stops ironing the sheets.

You’re not old, you just shrunk a little.

Soon, he’ll look Bootiful again.

Irony… the opposite of wrinkly!

Well, that’s a new wrinkle.

It needs to take iron supplements

Well, that’s a new wrinkle.

What do you get when you goose a ghost? A hand full of sheet