Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for August 22, 2024

Snap, crackle, pop!

Or just getting out of his chair

There is a cure for this: range of motion exercises. Move each part of the body the way it is supposed to move every day. Start when you are young and you will still be able to do it when you get old. It is also good at delaying the onset of arthritis.

A body in motion tends to stay in motion.

Remember this, kids. One day decades hence . . . that is if you are lucky in life.

I was thinking morning cereal.

My neck sounds like a ratchet wrench.

I only notice those sounds on my nightly trips to the john.

Ageist joke.

Hay! I resemble that!

stick around for when he snaps an’ crackles!