Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for September 05, 2024

…..and that’s not counting the meatballs.

Roz will have to get pasta that.

Nice Meatballs.

Anyone eating her food should be going on a diet.

What do you call a diet that only consists of pickles?

Dill-icious.

I started a bakery diet.

I’ve been on a roll ever since!

I tried the low-carb diet,

but it was just a missed-steak!

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?

An abdominal snowman!

I tried to diet,

but my willpower took a cookie break!

I’m on a diet, every time I eat carbs,

I feel crumby.

She would gain weight just praying to my god, The Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Have you tried wearing shades?

A saucy remark if ever I’ve heard one. She’s one hot tomato.

I’m sure she looks saucy in those spaghetti straps.

If she so much as thinks about food, she gains weight.