Exiting is my favorite part. I see the line is moving with people exiting the store and then I get in line. The line comes to a grinding halt, workers need to stop and fiddle with the receipt scanner, customers forget the items they put on the lower rack and need to scan it while the line behind me gets longer. Good times.
The main purpose of the “greeter” at Walmart is not to make you think, “Golly gee willikers, what a friendly store!” They’re watching you on your way out to make sure you aren’t shoplifting. I learned this when I worked at one 30 years ago.
Now Costco is going to use facial ID checking to make sure you haven’t just borrowed your mother’s membership card. I guess they don’t like all the extra profit they get from relatives. I hope their sales drop by 30%.
I really don’t understand why people complain so much about Costco and having to pay membership fees, show their cards and scanning them, self-checkout, or having the receipt checked when they leave (I’ve never seen a Sam’s Club). I have never had any trouble with any of these and I am sure that we save plenty by sensible purchasing there. After all, we do have a freezer, and don’t make impulse buys. And who doesn’t like the grazing or the $1.50 hot dogs? My only issue is that stuff gets moved around quite a bit, and something you found one day will be in a much different place the very next day. The night crew must be very busy.
Grumpy Old Guy 29 days ago
I’ve been tempted to bring an old receipt to test how closely the “receipt reviewer” really checks against a huge purchase…
therese_callahan2002 29 days ago
“And the sign said, you have to have a membership card to get inside—” Five Man Electrical Band.
xaingo 29 days ago
Exiting is my favorite part. I see the line is moving with people exiting the store and then I get in line. The line comes to a grinding halt, workers need to stop and fiddle with the receipt scanner, customers forget the items they put on the lower rack and need to scan it while the line behind me gets longer. Good times.
Guy from southern Indiana 29 days ago
The main purpose of the “greeter” at Walmart is not to make you think, “Golly gee willikers, what a friendly store!” They’re watching you on your way out to make sure you aren’t shoplifting. I learned this when I worked at one 30 years ago.
win.45mag 29 days ago
You can just picture that idiot in a security uniform, and Lord, don’t give him a gun
My First Premium Member 29 days ago
He’s telling this story to his wife. Pretty sure she would know what jobs he’s had.
E.Z. Smith Premium Member 29 days ago
Entering Costco not only requires you to show your card now, but you have to scan it.
LeftCoastKen Premium Member 29 days ago
Otherwise known as the Exit Door Gestapo.
sarahbowl1 Premium Member 29 days ago
I’m wondering if Ralph would leave his job as security guard for that!
Gameguy49 Premium Member 29 days ago
Now Costco is going to use facial ID checking to make sure you haven’t just borrowed your mother’s membership card. I guess they don’t like all the extra profit they get from relatives. I hope their sales drop by 30%.
ChukLitl Premium Member 29 days ago
I go to stores that hire cashiers.
rickmac1937 Premium Member 29 days ago
Welcome to Costco
jango 29 days ago
Can Ralph even read???
Oh no Not Again 29 days ago
Receipt Reviewer at CVS. 15 minutes per customer.
Queen of America 29 days ago
I’ve only had one person actually check my items. Every other time it’s just a quick look-see and that’s it.
Doug K 29 days ago
“Promotion”
Dr_Fogg 29 days ago
Go back to being a Park ranger, you’ll be happier
EMGULS79 29 days ago
AKA Costco Customs Officer.
curtlyon19 29 days ago
I just noticed, the characters faces are ‘minimal’ almost like strip “Chuckle Bros”
cuzinron47 29 days ago
If he deems that a big promotion, he’s keeping the bar low.
lawguy05 29 days ago
He’s not a Park Ranger anymore?
Scott S 29 days ago
Didn’t he used to be a mall cop?
WF11 29 days ago
I really don’t understand why people complain so much about Costco and having to pay membership fees, show their cards and scanning them, self-checkout, or having the receipt checked when they leave (I’ve never seen a Sam’s Club). I have never had any trouble with any of these and I am sure that we save plenty by sensible purchasing there. After all, we do have a freezer, and don’t make impulse buys. And who doesn’t like the grazing or the $1.50 hot dogs? My only issue is that stuff gets moved around quite a bit, and something you found one day will be in a much different place the very next day. The night crew must be very busy.
BlueKnight25 29 days ago
From “May I see your papers, comrade?” to “I must confirm you are not leaving with more than you should have – we must protect our collective.”
dbrucepm 29 days ago
I hold my receipt out as I walk buy to show I’m honest and get checked about once a year and then it’s only for things like soda
Martin Booda 28 days ago
The last few times I’ve been to Sam’s, the automatic checker has scanned me. All the human being does is wave me through.
Carolyn Cherry 28 days ago
I recently read that they are checking if the receipt is current or old. If it’s old, could mean you are stealing items.
ChaosandMayhem 27 days ago
What happened to being a park ranger?