I still can’t believe ‘Flat-Earthers’ actually believe the Earth is flat. It HAS to be a hoax. It’s like Cartman trying to make Kyle believe that he is being sincere; you just KNOW it ends with ‘Ha ha! Made you believe me!’
If Goat is a Liberal he did. Or would/will when the Masters in the Ministry of Truth tell him. God Bless America! (The Court doesn’t think Goat is a Liberal, btw)
Sherlock Holmes, no dummy, claimed to be unaware that the Earth travels around the sun. When he was upbraided by Watson for his ignorance, Holmes said that the fact was of no use to him, and that he would immediately try to forget it.
The world is as it is, no matter what we may think of it. I’m just skeptical of any gov’t agency that takes $24 billion of our taxes to tell us stuff that barely affects any of us.
Just remember the earth’s surface is mostly water, and that water is non-fizzy, so the earth is actually flat.Also there’s no such thing as gravity, the earth just sucks
Just remember that you’re standing on a planet that’s evolving, And revolving at nine hundred miles an hour, That’s orbiting at nineteen miles a second, so it’s reckoned, A sun that is the source of all our power……….and so on.
There is a large world of facts of no use to me. I shall have to recategorize my life. Starting with the size of the sun, who cares? How far is the moon from earth, doesn’t matter.
This is interesting, because I just recently watched a science video showing how, because of the gravitational influence of the planets, the center of Earth’s orbit is sometimes actually outside the sun itself. Although the sun is huge, it’s still affected by the planets around it.
Interesting little fact for the day. The Flat Earth Society was initially created to challenge the ‘facts’ of scientists, and the name likened back to the days when scientists insisted the Earth was flat. The organization attracted a lot of nutjobs and is now far different than it was intended.
We’re supposed to be the smartest dudes around, but deep down it looks like something went terribly wrong along the way that took us from there to here.
I heard from a super secret government source that the reason the earth wobbles is because the core of the earth is full of water! Shhhh, mums the word.
I don’t agree with Kings and Queens as rulers or with dictators, but with all the idiots in the world you can sure see why it might seem necessary to dispense with so much nonsense.
I guess that people who complain about the horrible public school system are onto something, given the shockingly large percentage of the population of the USA who think that the sun orbits the earth. After all, you can see it doing just that. Every day.
The only things I can say I actually “know” are things I can see or actually feel myself.. (and nowadays, just being able to “see” something doesn’t mean it is real!… but anyway, we go to school and are taught so many things, that I take someone else’s word that it is as they say it is…and maybe they themselves are wrong, but don’t know it! I have been told so many things that I accept as “fact” and it can all be just propaganda!
Seth down 3 months ago
Make America Flat Again
BasilBruce 3 months ago
We now have a new expression: “Dumb as a rat.”
sirbadger 3 months ago
Earth travels in a spiral pattern through the galaxy, because the sun is travelling through the galaxy.
iggyman 3 months ago
Goat, it seems that way at election time !
iggyman 3 months ago
Rat must have a tinfoil hat!
GeorgeInAZ 3 months ago
14 days to flatten the curve! The Hunter laptop is a Russian hoax! The Steele dossier is real! The border is secure, and the people are prospering!
If the government ever claimed that the sun circles the earth, that might be the least of its lies.
ACK! Premium Member 3 months ago
Somewhere around supply-side tax cuts, would be my guess.
Keno21 3 months ago
I still can’t believe ‘Flat-Earthers’ actually believe the Earth is flat. It HAS to be a hoax. It’s like Cartman trying to make Kyle believe that he is being sincere; you just KNOW it ends with ‘Ha ha! Made you believe me!’
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member 3 months ago
This comic is just begging to be trolled!
Count Olaf Premium Member 3 months ago
If Goat is a Liberal he did. Or would/will when the Masters in the Ministry of Truth tell him. God Bless America! (The Court doesn’t think Goat is a Liberal, btw)
some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member 3 months ago
My favourite such theory is the one arguing that either Finland or Australia (or possibly both) don’t exist.
steveh64 3 months ago
Sherlock Holmes, no dummy, claimed to be unaware that the Earth travels around the sun. When he was upbraided by Watson for his ignorance, Holmes said that the fact was of no use to him, and that he would immediately try to forget it.
monya_43 3 months ago
Of all the things I’ve lost, I think I miss my mind the most. Then, I believe I agree with Pig, that I may have never had one.
Tom 3 months ago
That fallacy is as good as Socialism will make us all happier.
Rob Smith Premium Member 3 months ago
Around?? AROUND!?!?!
scote1379 Premium Member 3 months ago
Spin, Spin, Spin
Ellis97 3 months ago
Rat is such an idiot.
[Unnamed Reader - 68637d] 3 months ago
There are probably people out there who believe that and who will mock you if you disagree
chris_o42 3 months ago
I’m with Pig.
SkyFisher 3 months ago
That insight makes you very smart, pig.
Doug K 3 months ago
A mind is a terrible thing to lose.
Spence12 Premium Member 3 months ago
The world is as it is, no matter what we may think of it. I’m just skeptical of any gov’t agency that takes $24 billion of our taxes to tell us stuff that barely affects any of us.
mindjob 3 months ago
The government is having none of it. Locking up Galileo should have been a clue
Goat from PBS 3 months ago
To answer the question… It doesn’t take any time. Becuase it doesn’t.
Ignatz Premium Member 3 months ago
The earth travels around the sun, but how many people know what the actual evidence is for it, and could successfully argue against a geocentrist?
just-ducky 3 months ago
Just remember the earth’s surface is mostly water, and that water is non-fizzy, so the earth is actually flat.Also there’s no such thing as gravity, the earth just sucks
SusieB 3 months ago
I think we know the answer to that question. It started with a fat orange man descending down an escalator
davidlwashburn 3 months ago
My daughter has been in conversations with some flat earthers lately. Those people are nuts.
Blaidd Drwg Premium Member 3 months ago
Just remember that you’re standing on a planet that’s evolving, And revolving at nine hundred miles an hour, That’s orbiting at nineteen miles a second, so it’s reckoned, A sun that is the source of all our power……….and so on.
drivingfuriously Premium Member 3 months ago
There is a large world of facts of no use to me. I shall have to recategorize my life. Starting with the size of the sun, who cares? How far is the moon from earth, doesn’t matter.
farnhazenbrep 3 months ago
This is interesting, because I just recently watched a science video showing how, because of the gravitational influence of the planets, the center of Earth’s orbit is sometimes actually outside the sun itself. Although the sun is huge, it’s still affected by the planets around it.
Snoopy Copter 3 months ago
Does this mean Rat is catholic?
chaosed2 3 months ago
Interesting little fact for the day. The Flat Earth Society was initially created to challenge the ‘facts’ of scientists, and the name likened back to the days when scientists insisted the Earth was flat. The organization attracted a lot of nutjobs and is now far different than it was intended.
spamjtam 3 months ago
they are both wrong, obviously pastis has never heard of the term barycenter
patrickab7 3 months ago
Bold of them to believe the sun exists. #SunIsntReal
aerotica69 3 months ago
I blame the fake doctor who sells butt deodorant. For everything.
elgrecousa Premium Member 3 months ago
We’re supposed to be the smartest dudes around, but deep down it looks like something went terribly wrong along the way that took us from there to here.
nostall 3 months ago
45 surfers lost, over the edge, during the Flat Earth Surfing Competition.
Old27F20 3 months ago
I heard from a super secret government source that the reason the earth wobbles is because the core of the earth is full of water! Shhhh, mums the word.
KEA 3 months ago
of all the dumb conspiracy hoaxes out there, flat earth is the dumbest.
zeexenon 3 months ago
Everyone did indeed swear on a stack of bibles that it did, until that spoil-sport Nicolaus Copernicus messed things up.
Eric S 3 months ago
We know, Pig,…we know.
stev0 3 months ago
Actually the Sun and the Earth both rotate around Kanye West (source: Kanye West).
wildlandwaters 3 months ago
what makes this even funnier (or, scarier) is there are people that probably believe Rat…
Buoy 3 months ago
I don’t agree with Kings and Queens as rulers or with dictators, but with all the idiots in the world you can sure see why it might seem necessary to dispense with so much nonsense.
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] 3 months ago
The Earth is flat because Dick Tracy’s arch-enemy wants it that way
Yontrop 3 months ago
In the real world pigs are smarter than goats. Rats are probably somewhere in between. Just saying.
AndrewSihler 3 months ago
I guess that people who complain about the horrible public school system are onto something, given the shockingly large percentage of the population of the USA who think that the sun orbits the earth. After all, you can see it doing just that. Every day.
pamela welch Premium Member 3 months ago
LOLOL
Arghhgarrr Premium Member 3 months ago
November 1994
eddi-TBH 3 months ago
Join the “Back To The Trees Society” today. Before it’s too late.
Otis Rufus Driftwood 3 months ago
The world revolves around Rat. That’s what he really think.
redback 3 months ago
Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV
suelou 3 months ago
The only things I can say I actually “know” are things I can see or actually feel myself.. (and nowadays, just being able to “see” something doesn’t mean it is real!… but anyway, we go to school and are taught so many things, that I take someone else’s word that it is as they say it is…and maybe they themselves are wrong, but don’t know it! I have been told so many things that I accept as “fact” and it can all be just propaganda!