Strange Brew by John Deering for August 22, 2024

A “stable” transaction to be sure.

I’ll get a little pine tree to hang around his neck.

His name is ‘Googly Eyes’ … you could look it up.

That horse dealer is ‘a stable genius’.

His name is ‘Googly Eyes’ … The cowboy replies: “He don’t look so good.”

its a foal odor

New smell, as the old smell, and it ain’t a little christmas tree.

He can’t decide, how about that Dodge Colt?

With horses it’s really hard to tell when they go from the “new” horse smell to the “old” smell. I have found it really depends a lot on when the barn was last cleaned.

But can he af-Ford a mustang?

In that era, everywhere had that new horse smell; dung.

Is that why he smells like a lactose intolerant foal?

don’t fall for it! It’s just a spray they pick up at the local ag and feed store!

“He still has that new horse smell”../

climb aboard him and set for spell:/

If you stay for a bit/

Soon after your “sit”/

You’ll surely have that smell as well///

It’s the essence of horse crap and hay/

It will cling to you day after day../

Although you may cower/

For hours in the shower/

It’s simply not going away.

It needs to “doff” its “crown” in respect.

The horse has Marty Feldman eyes.