Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for August 23, 2024

Makes me horny!

That’s a horse of a different colour

Looks like one of the Wizard’s creations.

Ahh yes, a rhinosarus.

What’s all that red splatter coming from his behind though??

It looks like a nice target for archers.

Look like a rare four horned hipporhinopotamusaurus. Another gift from Dr. Moreau eh.

Rhinohorseapotamas!

Kind of like those huge pickups make nebbishes feel.

I believe the ole boy failed animal science class!!!!

I’ll bet, Rod. Now charge into battle!

Rod’s right — who would argue with that animal?

That would make Zapp Brannigan brave!

Against Huns who don’t have bows or arrows, Rodney is OK.

That’s a fearsome looking critter.

In guessing it came from the Wizard’s stables?

I do feel safer in an SUV. But the sports car is much more fun!

I can sure understand that!!!!

I understand that’s the same feeling you get when you have a tiger by the tail. You feel braver, but the longer you cling to your tiger the more you realize you’re trapped with/by the tiger, there’s no safe way of letting go.

Then the Huns turn up with Godzilla…..

I would use Rodneys usual tactic against that critter.

Kind of looks like some kind of harvester.

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Rodney, a quick charge on your new mount, and the Kingdom is YOURS! Think about it!

How many hours to the gallon? That thing must be extremely slow.

The BOAR-RHINO from Monday