Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for August 20, 2024

Speak softly but carry a big gun.

It’s not safe whilst cannons are pointing at it, Rodney. YOUR cannons!

Really? But there ain’t nobody in the other watch tower.

But who can afford to cannonproof their house?

I hope Rodney doesn’t fire all those guns at the same time. The recoil would have some painful results.

Put him on top of the United Center in Chicago this week.

Not if you don’t elevate those guns a little higher.

Idiots answer to Star Wars.

Rodney, did you remember to load the cannons?

It does "look " safe!!!!!!

Commit crime, get drilled by a cannonball.

If I had those cannons pointing at my house, I’m not convinced I’d feel all that safe.

Only if he doesn’t shoot the guns — the buildings of the town could be in serious danger is he does.

May impress the Huns. Id residents, not so much.

No, it’s not.

Peace, through superior firepower!

I don’t see that as being very safe. Nope! It looks dangerous.

Perfectly safe—when you’re the one standing above the cannons.

From an alien invasion?

I just resurrected the Wizard. Dont know if they have new writers but it hasnt been very puny the last six months or so. Like they decided to stay away for political inuendo.

Gwen: Oh, my, Rodney! How impressive!!

Rodney: Uh….I’m just standing in the wrong spot

“ Take the world in a love embrace. Fire all of your guns at once. And explode into space. Like a true nature’s child. We were born, born to be wild” Steppenwolf, Born to be Wild

Is it me? Or are all those cannons pointing at the town?

Are those even pointing outside the city?