Rubes by Leigh Rubin for August 18, 2024

Why didn’t the vulture check his luggage? It was carrion.

Grip gripe

AI Luggage, no thanks.

No one wants to be schlepped.

Today is my wife’s very first airplane flight in nearly 65 years. I can’t wait to hear how it went.

Time to unpack your emotional baggage.

Gate check that bag next time.

Reminds me of the lyrics to this song:

I’ve been machine-gunned handgunned hijacked left for dead

Dive-bombed napalmed nuclear warheaded

Dropped from a jet plane with no parachute

Shot by a firing squad & raped by a business suit

I’m dancing on a land mine baby one leg left

And I can still crawl and I’m not dead yet

He’s finally taking his wife of a trip.

“Aw, shut yer case!”

He’ll get rid of it. Case dismissed.

Even when he’s shut, he won’t shut up.

His luggage needs to join On-and-On Anon!

Must be female