Day by Dave by Dave Whamond for August 16, 2024

Now that’s the rollercoaster I need! I’ve gotten too fat for most of them now.

The screaming started before the ride did!

Rollercoaster of love … say what? Lyrics: Love Rollercoaster by The Ohio Players

That looks like the stock market lately.

Reminds me of when I took Calculus. (long, long, long ago)

There is just gonna be soooooo much barf!

I always get motion sick when I ride on roller coasters

I have successfully avoided roller coasters for years now, and plan to continue doing so.

Definitely a growth industry

Go on it twice, you’ll have a much better time on the second run after you loosen up

Life has its ups and downs. :)

you keep drinkin’ those lemon meringue pie beer floats your wife made ya yesterday an’ you’ll get there Dave!

Spoken as if he really gives a “whoopee” …!

If they don’t qualify for the ride, there must be a bar around the corner they can belly up to successfully!

i have no recollection whatsoever of my one and only roller coaster ride, but my girlfriend at the time told me afterward that she’d never heard anyone sustain a scream that long…

I love rollercoasters. But when I was young, at the Ex, my sister saved my life by pulling my shorts band before I flew out of the seat. This was before seatbelts or harnesses. I was skinny.