Sherman's Lagoon by Jim Toomey for August 31, 2024

“I’ll start a YouTube video of the Jaws theme …”

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Toxic sharkulinity

Silly pedantry here: What type of shark is Sherman (clearly not great white)? Based on size, I’d say somewhere between a spiny dogfish and a bull shark. His attitude is all bull, but his snout is shaped wrong for that. He’s way too fat to be a mako. Any other suggestions?

Erase Marina and start over.

Herman, one of these days, your decision to become vegan is gonna bit you in the tailfin.

Im glad they kept Marina. She adds a lot to the strip.

Marina would normally be hiding. Squids are very clever at camouflage and such

Don’t limit yourself. Eat everything in moderation.

Megan and Sherman just need to swim him over to the Japanese trawler before he starves to death – the finning will be more humane in the end.

I recall years ago Megan tried going vegetarian… it didn’t last long.

MEGAN: “I still eat dairy products.”

FILMORE: “That’s a 20 oz porterhouse steak!”

MEGAN: “Cows are dairy products.”

“Could you be?”

I dunn know about that.