I am so lucky, with the rain I can mow twice a week. I mow after 8pm and it takes 2 nights to do the walking lawn and 1 night for the tractor part…I’m in heaven!
It can wait a little longer. Walking on air and contemplating the Sun doesn’t come often enough. If it was good enough for Socrates, why not Brutus,…..
It will still be there tomorrow Brutus. I wish I could cut the grass. It’s totally dry here in central Ohio everyone’s yards are brown. I bought two new toys for the summer – an electric self propelled push mower and an electric rider mower (steered by a joystick!) – and I’ve hardly been able to use them.
What you SHOULD do is rip out the lawn, replace it with gravel, and then apply a hefty triple dose of Ortho Ground Clear full strength. Repeat the last step annually. Problem solved forever.
codycab 25 days ago
“I can but I won’t.”
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member 25 days ago
For a few dollars Wiberforce will do it.
The dude from FL Premium Member 25 days ago
I am so lucky, with the rain I can mow twice a week. I mow after 8pm and it takes 2 nights to do the walking lawn and 1 night for the tractor part…I’m in heaven!
Ahuehuete 25 days ago
Shoulda, coulda, woulda.
KA7DRE Premium Member 25 days ago
I’m pretty much like Brutus, most all of my ambition has flown out through the window too.
enigmamz 25 days ago
Spelling misunderstanding! Classic!!!
nosirrom 25 days ago
“Supposed to and does are two different things” You can quote me on that.
The Reader Premium Member 25 days ago
I suppose I should comment on this.
James Wolfenstein 25 days ago
“Shoulda, coulda, woulda. You’re playing with words Mr Simms…” :D
cracker65 25 days ago
I’ve had conversations like this witty l with my wife. LOL.
pat sandy creator 25 days ago
time to hire a lawn service, Brutus…
Just-me 25 days ago
I don’t blame you Brutus, it’s hot out and it won’t hurt anything to wait another day or two before mowing.
Geophyzz 25 days ago
“Ha ha ha, sounds like you,” said my wife.
e.groves 25 days ago
I like mowing my lawn.
djtenltd 25 days ago
Very clever, Brutus! Gladys doesn’t seem to have a comeback for that one!
Chris 25 days ago
outsmarted the system, for now. ;)
[Traveler] Premium Member 25 days ago
His get up and go has got up and gone
Doug K 25 days ago
I should and I might. We’ll see.
raybarb44 25 days ago
It can wait a little longer. Walking on air and contemplating the Sun doesn’t come often enough. If it was good enough for Socrates, why not Brutus,…..
ladykat 25 days ago
There’s a big difference between should and would, Gladys.
MuddyUSA Premium Member 25 days ago
Attaboy Brutus….atta boy….
Jeff0811 25 days ago
Everybody thought that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did.
Strawberry King 25 days ago
Why put off today when you can put off tomorrow?
Dapperdan61 Premium Member 25 days ago
If I tell my wife the lawn should be mowed and then I don’t she’ll mow me down
bigplayray 25 days ago
I suppose I should fix the gutters. Ahh forget it. I’m in California. Got another 3 months! (Although it did rain a little last night!)
Brent Rosenthal Premium Member 25 days ago
It will still be there tomorrow Brutus. I wish I could cut the grass. It’s totally dry here in central Ohio everyone’s yards are brown. I bought two new toys for the summer – an electric self propelled push mower and an electric rider mower (steered by a joystick!) – and I’ve hardly been able to use them.
cuzinron47 25 days ago
Procrastinators unite, someday.
EMGULS79 25 days ago
What you SHOULD do is rip out the lawn, replace it with gravel, and then apply a hefty triple dose of Ortho Ground Clear full strength. Repeat the last step annually. Problem solved forever.
ArcticFox Premium Member 25 days ago
Shoulda coulda didn’t.
Gordo4ever 25 days ago
Ahhh! Semantics at work here. Gladys is hearing what she wishes to hear rather what was actually said.
General Trelane (Ret.) Premium Member 25 days ago
Listen closely Gladys .
Chris Sherlock 25 days ago
One word makes all the difference.
dbrucepm 25 days ago
I should cut the grass but it’s hot and humid so that ain’t gonna happen
GiantShetlandPony 24 days ago
I resemble that remark. Can’t put it off tomorrow though.
MichaelD Premium Member 24 days ago
Brutus, with that command of the English language, you’ll be running for office soon.
heathcliff2 21 days ago
Good for you, Brutus.