Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for August 28, 2024

Had to think about it.

Would need a lot of worms – or some really big ones

The early worm gets eaten by the bird.

Groan.

Yep he is! Someone told this pun to THAT asteroid!

Not tells me ya taste just like cheecken too.

That went over my head. Got it 10 minutes later. In my defense, it’s 2:30 am

Dinopeptitis: The dinopeptic germ targeted dinosaurs. (The Flintstones)

This early bird could also get the duck -

- as in – duck-billed dinosaur.

I try not to think about it.

Brilliant!

How’d he grab that worm, having such short arms?

Do not egg her on.

So true, so true!

very early

The early bird gets the Shai-Hulud.

Precursor to birds as we know them. Really early birf.