Herman by Jim Unger for August 27, 2024

55 = 385 / 7

It cares! (not knowing M or F before you start))

See: dogs can count.

How Precious. [Insert wheezy snicker here]

Would that make him 55 yo……in dog years, it’s x7, right?

Enjoy your 55th and thank the dog for his good math skills.

That guy’s looking a bit rough for 55…

So he’s 55 ???

Surprised the pup didn’t ‘decorate’ his card in his two favorite ‘flavors.’

Oh I have to do that for the wife this year. We have two dogs and they will definitely need to get her a Birthday card.

The dog isn’t so rotten since it remembered. Better be glad that it isn’t a “gift”.

You may not like the dog’s math, but he has a marketable talent, so treat him with more respect.

That’s better than the usual present he gets, a stain on the rug

That’s because the dog can’t do 55.

Real funny, but he’ll most likely outlive that dog.

I feel about that age already at 77.

I guess he thinks the dog is rotten cause it reminded him he’s a year older.

He didn’t like what it said inside:

“You’re another year older, another year closer to death.”