Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for August 29, 2024

Which sand?

Take it back to the counter and request a do over.

Not enough sand?

Meanwhile her husband got a happy warlock.

Order better next time.

You should have kept enough money on your card to pay for the $32.99 sandwich, rather than the $19.99 slider.

Whopper Junior

That’s what my eldest granddaughter called them until she was about 5.

The current ‘slider’ bun offers less than half the previous contents for twice the price of the original. That’s progress?

Didn’t leave a big enough tip?

Moderately swindled.

He thought he ordered a “manwich”, not a “madwich”.

Dairy Queen…never again!

Looks like he is going to what my dad does: eat a McDonald’s/fast food hamburger in 3 or 4 bites. It is ridiculous. One bite is nearly half the burger.

Are you pondering what I’m pondering?

I think so Brain, but if they were called “Sad Meals” no one would buy them.