Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for September 22, 2024

Panel 6: GOOOOOOOAAAAL!

Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t giddy-up…

Think or thwim.

Soccer always sucks. I don’t understand the fascination. Millions love it. Whole countries rely on it for prestige and admiration. Same with cricket. Always sucks. Baseball, too. Especially major league baseball. Mixed Martial Arts, not that’s a sport. Bonk.. thud.. splat.. ka-pow! ~ Batman, gone but still lurking

Football. It is football.

Before thinking outside the box, you better find out what it’s like out there. You may need some safety equipment.

panel 2: the waiting game…

Wait! You’re a waiter waiting on a waiter, waiting on you? Now wait just a minute while I wait to comprehend this!

Glad he got a kick out of that soccer game.

Coulda said “I got a futboll game, but it socced.”

C1 – But now they only block the sunThey rain and they snow on everyoneSo many things I would have doneBut clouds got in my way

C2 – Well then Horace, if you are a now waiter, go get yourself a Dr. Toon’s Nuclear Coffee…!

C3 – actually, that was Horace’s’ goal…!

C4 – Horace, please note, today is the first day of fall…!

There’s a soccer born every minute.

I used to go the nude beach on foggy days. I got gray all over.

I think soccer soccs except for the World Cup.

Remember to not sink outside the box.

IDG “came out of the gray”…