Reality Check by Dave Whamond for August 27, 2024

Maybe it needs a few good nudges.

Wow, haven’t seen one of those in ages.

Col. Jessup edition.

Reply hazy, try again

truth or consequences….

Me never see one which is display fully text. One me gots is only show numbers.

It is decidedly so…

Are you going to let a “toy” tell you what you can or can’t do – what you can or can’t handle?

What is that thing that he is holding?

The magic 8 Ball was replaced by the Magic Bowling Ball.

Possibly.

We need a Star Trek version. It could have replies such as “Make It So”, “Insufficient Data”, etc.

I have a broken one in the basement somewhere … a memento of my Sicilian wife’s temper.

“ You want me in that ball. You need me in that ball.”

Ask again L-eight-er, T-eight-er …!

I am surprised no one ever marketed a “magic bowling 8-ball”.

“I see a strike in your future.”

“Warning splits ahead.”

“Keep it in your lane”

The eight ball is how Trumptard makes all his decisions and this is the truest result he has ever gotten.

Get thee behind me.

Yeah, I probably can’t! ;-) Oh, and you’re ugly too ! ;-)