Reality Check by Dave Whamond for September 03, 2024

Ve ganna cross you off our dinner guest list.

oh i thought that’s a condition for the cult not a side effect

Wouldn’t it be easier to just wear a badge?

TP budget blown.

And get used to vegan substitutes and essential deficiencies.

Ol’ man-bun is right. They do have to do that.

one hamburger cures the side effects.

And your boyfriend will become your girlfriend!

I had a friend who, because of his religion, wasn’t allowed meat.He’d come over to my home once or twice a week to grab a ham and cheese sandwich. Shhhhh!

The side effect affects everyone else as much as it does her.

That, and your dog is a rescue.

Unless you become an ex-vegan.

No, thank you.

After watching “Lessons in Chemistry” on Apple I started researching the benefits and drawbacks of using beef tallow and was shocked to learn that if used moderately the benefits are huge. After using it in place of veggie oils my last two cholesterol screenings have shown a very noticeable rise in HDL (the good one) and a lowering of LDL (the bad one). Too bad it’s not as good for baking but my fried potatoes have never tasted better.

Unfortunately, this is too close for comfort. Every vegan I’ve come across does just that. They also then have a go at you if you’re not vegan yourself and try to change my eating habits. They also keep going on about the health benefits. Erm, not quite sure about that since they have to take vitamin supplements because their diet doesn’t give them everything they need. Maybe I should switch to just beer as that apparently has all the nutrients you need?

And if you’re an atheist and cross fitter, you’ll complete the trifecta of annoyance.

Ah, yes but I do occasionally devour pancreas salads.

so many people I want to send this to, but it would bring up the subject first!

sounds true to me

She’ll go with the Hello Fresh free trial.

There are side effects, as well as front and back effects.

As a vegetarian who aspires to be vegan, I never bring it up unless I’m at a meal explaining why I’m not consuming meat. Or there’s a cartoon about it.

And you will be sick every minute of every day henceforth; every vegan will pause several times to sniffle when saying “I’m a vegan”.

an’ you’ll hafta be aloof about it…

It helps warn people to steer clear.

Never me(a)t a vegan, but have a good vegetarian friend who keeps it to himself unless asked, ie. dinner parties … even then, he usually contributes a veggie tray AND great desserts…!

If you are on a reducing diet, are you a Loss Vegan?

ABC

Religions are the worst scourges humans have endured over many millennia. Look at the horrors they have perpetrated. Ok, the current ones are fairly quiet. They just want money. Sorry, … their deity wants money. Why does the most potent being in the universe need money ?George Carlin – Religion: A BS story:

Https://Www.youtube.Com/watch?v=GoYyiNRtMEE

Ok, the current ones are fairly quiet.

Yeah right, what was I thinking !? There’s one over there that will send your head to a “happy place” if you say or do anything they find “offensive”. Your guess what that might be, … probably wrong.

I’ll pass thanks !